'Not having had them') is a 2023 Spanish comedy film directed by Víctor García León from a screenplay by Manuel Burque and Josep Gatell.

It features Toni Acosta, Ernesto Sevilla, Tito Valverde, Gracia Olayo, and Ramón Barea.

Upon being forcefully tasked with babysitting their grandchildren Carla, Guille and Ali (thus ruining their planned holiday trip) while the latter's parents deceptively claim to be working, José and Manuela rebel, hatching a plan to psychologically torture their grandchildren, so the latter can plead to be "rescued".

Juan Pando of Fotogramas rated the film 3 out of 5 stars, highlighting a Goya Award-worthy [performance by] Tito Valverde as the best thing about it.

[9] Javier Escribano of HobbyConsolas rated the film with 65 points ('acceptable') deeming it to be "entertaining and balanced for children and adults, although not very original".