1984 Dartmouth Big Green football team

The Big Green tied for second-to-last in the Ivy League.

In its seventh season under head coach Joe Yukica, the team compiled a 2–7 record but was outscored 222 to 174.

Donald Pomeroy and Richard Weissman were the team captains.

[1] The Big Green's 2–5 conference record tied for sixth in the Ivy League standings.

[2] Dartmouth played its home games at Memorial Field on the college campus in Hanover, New Hampshire.