The 2024 Saint John's Johnnies football team represents Saint John's University as a member of the Northwoods Division of the Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference (MIAC) during the 2024 NCAA Division III football season.
The Johnnies are led by 11th-year head coach Gary Fasching.
The team plays home games at Clemens Stadium in Collegeville, Minnesota.
Saint John's announced its 2024 regular season schedule on February 14, 2024.
On November 17, 2024, it was announced that the Johnnies received the number one overall seed into the NCAA Division III Playoffs, and will have a bye in the first round of the tournament.