ALF sneaks into their van to eat the film while Willie uses his memory of Star Trek episodes to make up extraterrestrial stories, whose credulity actually amazes the paparazzi.

Guest stars: David Alan Grier as FBI #1, John Ingle (uncredited) Using Willie's home computer, ALF discovers and becomes addicted to making stock-market deals.

Guest stars: Bill Daily as Larry, Ian Abercrombie as British Announcer (voice) (uncredited) In an effort to curb ALF's cotton addiction, Willie holds a support group meeting in his living room.

Guest stars: Casey Kasem as Himself, David Spade as Larry Slotkin, John Pinette as Howie Anderson When Neal and his ex-wife Margaret reconcile, ALF goes a long way to prove that her motives are not sincere.

Guest stars: Dean Cameron as Robert Sherwood, Edward Edwards as Brian, Sr., Mark Blankfield as Eric, Sr, Fran Drescher as Roxanne ALF encounters senior citizens when he sneaks into a retirement home and convinces an old lady named Louise to share her experiences with others.

Guest star: Jack Armstrong as Ben Note: Lynn and Brian are both absent in this episode.

Guest star: Richard Fancy as Colonel Halsey Note: This episode originally ended with a "To Be Continued..." notice, as NBC did not cancel ALF until after its broadcast.

A TV movie, Project: ALF, continued the story from this episode and provided a proper conclusion to the series.