Aberdeen (song)

It is about a clumsy, lonely dragon-like monster who travels to a busy city at night trying to make friends.

He quickly retreats to his lair and watches the news, where he begins to sob as he finds that the city has demonized him.

As he walks through the city a second time, police shine a spotlight in his eyes, causing him to drop the statue.

When the police inspect the statue, which is now broken, they see the monster trying to eat a person and the engraving of "FRIENDS" is smashed and says "DIE".

With the beast subdued, the General lights a cigar and walks over to a statue of the creature and a human smiling together, and a look of surprise washes over him as he realizes that the dragon wanted to be friends.