"Alcohaulin' Ass" is a song by American heavy metal band Hellyeah and the second single from their album of the same name.

As the song opens, Chad Gray sings in a country-type croon, and acoustic guitars are heard in the background with typical Western-sounding effects.

The song picks up into a grooving hard rock format, where it continues for the rest of the track.

The bonus edition of the album Hellyeah includes a solely acoustic version of "Alcohaulin' Ass".

The song reached number 7 on the Mainstream Rock Tracks chart.