"All These Things I Hate (Revolve Around Me)" is a song produced by the Welsh heavy metal band Bullet for My Valentine.

[5] The band originally recorded the song on their 2003 Jeff Killed John EP.

It is arguably the softest song on The Poison due to its use of an acoustic guitar and minimal screaming.

[9] The music video, directed and enacted by Scott Winig, depicts a series of what seems like predictions made by a young woman (Kayla Jane).

The video was taken down from the official Bullet For My Valentine YouTube channel, before being re-uploaded on August 24, 2023.