Are Kalvø (born 31 December 1969) is a Norwegian writer and satirist.

Later satirical books were Kunsten å vere neger (1996), Men fjernkontrollen min får du aldri (1997), Harry (1999), Bibelen 2 (2002, with Steffen Kverneland), Syden (2002) and Våre venner kinesarane (2007).

He wrote the revues 1000 år og like blid (1998, with Ragnar Hovland), and Det folk vil ha (2005).

[1] He was also one of the main participants in the satiric radio program Hallo i uken in NRK P2 until the summer of 2009, together with Espen Beranek Holm and Else Michelet.

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