Up the Military) is a 1985 sex comedy film by Andrew Sugerman.

While set in Washington, D.C., most of the production was filmed in Los Angeles, including Bob Hope Patriotic Hall.

Melinda is a female employee of The Pentagon's public information service, who loses her job when she refuses to give in to her male superiors' sexual advances.

After being re-employed, she sets out to manipulate them to her will and destroy their careers, thus ridding the US government of what she sees as "perverts", who care more about cheap thrills than national security.

She eventually seduces the Russian ambassador into betraying valuable military secrets by offering him among other things "the most scrumptious little breasts" as well as something (left unsaid) which she declares to be the "softest, moistest, sweetest".