is a 2004 American black-and-white short comedy film written and directed by Jamie Donahue[1] in her first non-acting effort.

It is a parody of the 1950s social guidance films, and depicts the life of a boy learning about adulthood in a traditional family.

His father works at the candy factory as a "fudge packer" (which is modern slang for a man who performs homosexual anal sex) and "has several men under him".

His sister is preparing to be a good wife, and in almost every shot is moving a phallic object to her mouth.

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