Marlene is bored with life on the farm, so she throws herself into charity work.

As a result of her efforts, Boycie realises that a big enough charity donation could get him a knighthood.

To raise money Marlene's new found photography skills appear as she creates a calendar called Calendar Boys, based on the popular film Calendar Girls, featuring all the men on the farm including Elgin, Bryan and Jed almost naked, a photoshopped Boycie, and some characters from Only Fools and Horses such as Denzil and Trigger.

Tyler and his friends watch the internet release of the calendar, only to find the December picture is him, photoshopped.

Boycie overhears him talking, and, after coming to false conclusions, believes that he can use this new acquaintance to gain himself a knighthood.