Captain Beaky and His Band

), commonly shortened to Captain Beaky & His Band or Captain Beaky, is the title of two albums (volumes 1 and 2) of poetry by Jeremy Lloyd set to music by Jim Parker and recited by various British celebrities.

The albums generated two books of poetry, BBC television shows, a West End musical, a pantomime (Captain Beaky and His Musical Christmas performed by Twiggy, Eleanor Bron, Keith Michell and Jeremy Lloyd at the Apollo Victoria Theatre, London, in December 1981), performances by the National Youth Ballet of Great Britain and a gala in aid of UNICEF[1] performed by Roger Moore, Joanna Lumley, Jeremy Lloyd and the National Youth Ballet at the Royal Albert Hall, London, in December 2011.

Captain Beaky's band consist of Timid Toad, Reckless Rat, Artful Owl and Batty Bat.

[2] The song, sung by Keith Michell, informs us that: The bravest animals in the land are Captain Beaky and his bandThat's Timid Toad, Reckless Rat, Artful Owl and Batty BatThey march through the woodlands singing songsThat tell how they have righted wrongs.According to Jonathan Rowlands,[3] the producer of both albums, when BBC Radio 1 disc jockey Noel Edmonds heard colleague Tony Blackburn play the record, "he grabbed it from his turntable, played it just once, and the result was that an atomic scientist who was on secondment with the British Museum, upon hearing the show and recognising that Captain Beaky's bete-noir [sic] Hissing Sid was not all that bad, wrote in [to the BBC] proclaiming "Hissing Sid Is Innocent Okay!".

became a popular catch phrase, appearing everywhere including as a graffito on walls (sometimes as a modification for earlier "George Davis is Innocent!"