"Chocolate Cake" is a song by rock music group Crowded House from their third studio album, Woodface (1991).

However, despite this, "Chocolate Cake" was released as the album's lead single.

Despite performing marginally better than the singles from Temple of Low Men in the United States, the song was thought to offend due to its lyrics and the song gained only moderate performance in the US, as it referred to Americans having an "excess of fat on your American bones".

The B-sides featured are "As Sure as I Am", a song from Woodface, and "Anyone Can Tell", which was intended for release on the album however was not released due to the amalgamation of the Woodface project with the Finn Brothers project.

The song later appeared on the rarities collection Afterglow and was released as its lead promotional single.