"Cocktales" is a song by American rapper Too Short, released in 1994 as the lead single from his ninth studio album Cocktails (1995).

The title of the song is a play on the word "cocktails".

"[1] Lyrically, the song finds him detailing his many sexual conquests.

[2] A music video for the song was filmed.

It features a Cadillac, the same one which Too Short used in the video of "I'm a Player".