The other group members wonder how he is getting the money to pay them and consider telling him to stop, but Troy (Donald Glover) chastises them, reminding them that Abed has made all of their lives easier and more fun.
If they fail to perform, Vinnie threatens to have impersonators of Ving Rhames and Michael Chiklis break Abed's legs.
Meanwhile, Chang (Ken Jeong) is berated by Dean Pelton (Jim Rash) for recklessly shooting a tranquilizer gun on campus.
The study group arrive at the bar mitzvah in their costumes: Jeff as Ryan Seacrest, Troy as pre-cosmetic-surgery Michael Jackson, Britta as post-cosmetic-surgery Michael Jackson, Shirley as Oprah Winfrey, Annie as Judy Garland, Abed as Jamie Lee Curtis, and Pierce as "Fat Brando"—though he attempts to be perceived as Burt Reynolds instead.
Chang, whose brother is the rabbi, schemes to recruit some boys as his "security interns" and the DJ, a Moby impersonator, as a substitute Dean Pelton.
Chang's militaristic speech during the credits mostly parodies a scene from the film Patton, but his arm gestures resemble those of Adolf Hitler.