He and his friends hide the cannabis in a cake, and Randy is about to offer some to a nearby guard when a shipment of free Credigree Weed arrives at the police station.
Randy beats Towelie up and travels to Farty O'Cools to confront Steve, where patrons are on high alert after the news announces that a sexual predator (Butters) has escaped his cell.
Saint Patrick sexually assaults various women and men during this speech, causing the townsfolk to lose interest in him and the holiday altogether.
The episode ends with the news that St. Patrick's Day, the final holiday where white people can fully celebrate their race, has been cancelled; it is also revealed that Butters has been sentenced to five years of community service.
It will always be funny to see another debauched villain portrayed as a lo-fi cardboard cutout [similar to] Saddam Hussein and Mel Gibson.