"Cuntry Boner" is a song by Puscifer, released as the first ever commercial retail single from the act.

Though released a month prior, the song is not featured on the debut album "V" Is for Vagina.

"Cuntry Boner" was originally a song recorded by The Electric Sheep, a punk band featuring Adam Jones and Tom Morello.

[1] The song runs down a list of country music artists the narrator has "fucked" including Dolly Parton, Loretta Lynn, Barbara Mandrell, Minnie Pearl, Johnny Cash, The Judds, Willie Nelson, Glen Campbell, Elvis Presley, Lisa Marie Presley, Dwight Yoakam, Kenny Rogers, Randy Travis, Alabama, The Oak Ridge Boys and the cast of Hee Haw.

On December 6, 2007, Maynard James Keenan posted an update on the Puscifer website mentioning that "Cuntry Boner" had appeared at the number 10 position on the Billboard Hot 100 Singles Sales chart, as well as a number 1 ranking on the Billboard Hot Dance Singles Sales chart.