Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook

Many of them are plainly bizarre ("My hovercraft is full of eels", when he is asking for matches)[2] and become mildly sexual in nature as the skit progresses ("Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy-bouncy?

The Hungarian angrily points out the shopkeeper to the constable, saying "Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait 'til lunchtime."

"[2] The publisher of the phrasebook, Alexander Yalt (Michael Palin), is taken to court, where he pleads not guilty to a charge of intent to cause a breach of the peace.

When the judge asks him why he did not mention the reason he wanted an adjournment, the policeman responds, "I didn't know an acceptable legal phrase, m'lud."

[5] In this version, another Hungarian (Jones) tells someone on the street (Chapman), "Please fondle my buttocks", a mistranslation of "Please direct me to the railway station."