[3][4][5] “Dirty Old Egg-Sucking Dog” first appeared on Cash's Everybody Loves a Nut album.
It's an amusing cartoon of a song, wherein the narrator is threatening to send the dog to that big chicken house in the sky.
According to the book The Best of Country Music, it is one of "the two most intentionally silly songs Jack Clement ever wrote", the other being "Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart.
"[7] No self-respecting fifth grader could fail to enjoy the joke lyrics to "Dirty Old Egg-Sucking Dog" or "Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart.
"Agnostic Front recorded a cover of the song, with altered lyrics, on their 1998 album Something's Gotta Give.