Don't Just Lie There, Say Something!

is a 1974 British comedy film directed by Bob Kellett and starring Brian Rix, Leslie Phillips, Joan Sims and Joanna Lumley.

Sir William Mainwaring-Brown, a British Government Minister, puts forward a parliamentary Bill to battle "filth" (permissive behaviour) in the UK.

It turned out Dryhurst did not have finance so Rix and Pertwee approached producer Andrew Mitchell who along with director Bob Kellett raised the money from the Rank Organisation.

Rix wrote " It was chaos, but by cool management on the _ part of Andrew Mitchell and even cooler direction by Bob Kellett, a very passable film was made.

Brian Rix and Leslie Phillips project their decades-old personae, and the script manages with like somegenius to strike not a single underivative note as it treads through all the standard, degrading gags about falling trousers and rampant desire.

It is only too ironic that writer Michael Pertwee should have chosen – in a vain and wholly misdirected attempt at topical allusion – to make his farce-hypocrites into politicians running a campaign against pornography.