"East Jesus Nowhere" is a song by American rock band Green Day.

The title is derived from a phrase in the 2007 film Juno.

[3] The song critiques fundamentalist religion and was written by singer/guitarist Billie Joe Armstrong after bassist Mike Dirnt attended a church service where a friend's baby was baptized.

[2] The music video, released on September 17, 2009, features a montage of live concert footage and images from their 21st Century Breakdown World Tour.

The video was directed by Chris Dugan and M. Douglas Silverstein.