A group of vampire lords gather for a summit to discuss quotas, but are attacked by special forces soldiers.

A group of vampire lords — Henry, The Duke, Peter Boniface, Thomas, Angel, Chen and Alice — gather at a small rural farmhouse for a summit to discuss quotas.

Surprised to have found more than one "cold body", they delay their assault but Larousse says they have enough to take down two and urges then to strike immediately.

Colonel Bingham is motivated by profit, as he is promised a large sum if he brings a vampire to a cosmetics company.

The vampires form a plan to head out directly, needing just one of them to break through and circle back around to kill the soldiers.

As dawn breaks, three representatives from the cosmetics company find a vampire Bingham on the rack and take samples before he burns up.

[7] Leslie Felperin of The Guardian gave it 2 out of 5 stars, calling it "A larky, cheerfully trashy vampire romp" and "it has the wisdom not to take itself seriously in the slightest, and there are moments when it rustles up a few properly amusing gags and well-turned one-liners" but was disappointed it wasn't funnier.

[8] Stephen Dalton of The Hollywood Reporter called it "A low-budget British vampire comedy with more bark than bite, Eat Locals feels like a school reunion project for survivors of Guy Ritchie's early gangster films.

"[9] Jamie Graham of Total Film gave it 2 out of 5 and wrote: "Neil Marshall's Dog Soldiers did much the same thing with far more wit, energy and innovation.

"[10] Anton Bitel of SciFiNow gave it a positive review, saying it "combines the tropes of vampire films with the Little England satire of Royston Vasey to show the accidental centrality of small-town British parochialism to a global economic scene where religious and national interests are trumped by corporate ones.

There's even a nice little bit of social class dialogue bubbling under the surface that results in a final and very wry political money shot.