"Eisbär" (German for "polar bear"; pronounced [ˈaɪsbɛːɐ̯]) is a 1980 song by the Swiss Neue Deutsche Welle band Grauzone.

[3] The shorter single version was later collected on the Grauzone album Die Sunrise Tapes (1998).

[4] The song features a man singing he wants to be "a polar bear in the cold polar", because by being one he "wouldn't have to cry any longer and everything would be fine."

The instrumental arrangement also evokes an Arctic atmosphere.

[5] The song is post-punk performed with guitar, drums and synthesizers.