"Fuck Me Pumps" is a song by English singer-songwriter Amy Winehouse from her debut studio album, Frank (2003).

Written by Winehouse and Salaam Remi, the song was released in the United Kingdom as the album's fourth and final single on 23 August 2004 under the title "Pumps"—with "Help Yourself" as its coupling track—reaching number 65 on the UK Singles Chart.

The track is an R&B song with humorous lyrics about stereotypical "gold-digging" girls, and in general women who rely on their looks to get by.

The term "fuck-me pumps" or "FMPs" is a slang expression for sexy women's shoes, particularly those featuring bare heels.

Credits adapted from "Pumps / Help Yourself" CD liner notes[4] ‡ Sales+streaming figures based on certification alone.