"Getting the Bird" is the fourth episode of the fifth series of the British television situation comedy Dad's Army.
Sergeant Wilson is missing from the platoon, and Frazer assumes there has been an argument between him and Mrs Pike.
Meanwhile, Jones is having troubles with his butcher's shop: shortages in rationed meat means his customers are getting more upset with him, which is affecting his mental health.
The following evening, the platoon informs Captain Mainwaring that after a particularly heavy night drinking, Wilson was seen about town with a young woman (a Wren) on his arm.
However, Jones becomes suspicious when he hears on the radio that there is a sudden and unexplained shortage of pigeons in Trafalgar Square and ends the agreement.