Greatest Hits is the first compilation album released by the punk rock band Half Japanese, in 1995.

[4] Greatest Hits is two discs and has at least one song from each album: from 1/2 Gentlemen/Not Beasts, with the band's original set, to Boo!

[1] The album features notable guests such as John Zorn and Eugene Chadbourne.

[2] Ned Raggett from Allmusic gave the album 4.5 stars of 5 calling it the best way to start with Half Japanese given the scattered discography of the band.

He praised the songs "King Kong", "Amazing Clock" and "Identical Twins" as well as "How to Play Guitar", which, according to him, makes for a great final touch.