Ham and Eggs is a 1933 animated cartoon produced by Walter Lantz, as part of the Oswald the Lucky Rabbit series.

The tall terrier discloses that he has nothing to pay as he quickly exits the door and gives the bistro operators a raspberry.

As he receives his order and tries to take a nibble, the boy beagle finds the pancakes rock solid and therefore too hard to chew on, much to his disgust.

The bear then receives and takes a bite of the false sandwich, thus resulting in cracked and chipped teeth.

Upon bringing their unruly client down, Oswald and the girl beagle put corn kernels plus a lighted oil lamp in the bear's trousers.