Happy 14½ is an EP by the American avant-garde band King Missile.

It was released in 1992, shortly before the band's album Happy Hour.

The EP was intended for promotional use only, and not supposed to be sold; nonetheless, copies are sometimes available in "used" sections of record stores because some people who received the EP sold it anyway.

[1] Just as Happy Hour is approximately one hour long, Happy 14½ is approximately 14½ minutes in length.

All lyrics by John S. Hall (except "All Things Everywhere," by Chris Xefos).