"Help Me Dr. Dick" is a song recorded by German Eurodance project E-Rotic.

It was released on January 10, 1996 as the second single from their second album, The Power of Sex (1996).

An animated music video for "Help Me Dr. Dick" was directed by Zoran Bihać and produced at Studio Film Bilder GmbH.

After receiving anesthesia, the female patient dreams of being rescued by Dr. Dick in various situations.

At the end of the video, the woman is awakened from her surgery, but discovers that Dr. Dick mistakenly augmented her arms and gave the breast augmentation to a nearby male patient.