The following is a list of recurring Saturday Night Live characters and sketches introduced between September 26, 1992, and May 15, 1993, the eighteenth season of SNL.
The sketch would be about a tiny Elvis Presley, with sycophantic characters laughing at any jokes he made while drawing attention to the relative hugeness of ordinary objects.
The segment consisted of a series of sarcastic one-liners against various celebrities, whose pictures were usually shown in one of the upper corners of the screen.
In one notable instance, a picture of former SNL cast member Eddie Murphy appeared onscreen and Spade exclaimed, "Look, children, it's a falling star.
He appeared to be an average commentator, but his speech was indicative that he was extremely slow, and that he clearly had a difficulty discerning fantasy from reality.
In one appearance, he commented on President Bill Clinton's State of the Union Address, complaining that his overly long speech pre-empted other shows like Jake and the Fatman, making actor William Conrad wait nervously backstage as the President "rambled on".
The character spoke with a heavy New England accent and was meant to spoof the white trash of Massachusetts and Rhode Island; denouncing those who studied diligently and looking to maximize workmen's compensation claims.
", a game show skit where different geographic areas in New England were chosen at random, and players had to tell of which route to take.
An Adam Sandler, David Spade sketch, where the characters in drag would make valley girl slang and not take their jobs seriously, often telling complaining customers to "cinch it".
The sketch was best remembered for a line where Chris Farley was eating most of the Gap girls' french fries and Spade's character reminds "her" they were on a diet, to which the character immediately went from a valley girl falsetto to a deep, possessed voice, shouting "LAY OFF ME, I'M STARVING!
Guests included Joey Lawrence (played by Mike Myers) whose sole response to everything was the expression, "Whoa!"
Rob Schneider, Robert Smigel, Chris Farley and Adam Sandler play workers at a gyro restaurant.
However, instead of providing commentary, he would launch into a tirade about how surprised he is that the network has let him back on the air before vividly describing his poor hygiene, lack of social grace, and resentment towards the viewers for preferring other, more photogenic commentators to him.
As Nealon and a stagehand try to untangle the cables, Brauer exclaims (with air quotes), "I have a weight problem!
After the cables are freed, Brauer is then lifted high above a cheering audience in a manner akin to Peter Pan.
Kevin Nealon then continues the Weekend Update and the closing music is playing when a loud crash is heard.