"I Heart NJ" is the third episode in the fourth season of the television series How I Met Your Mother and 67th overall.
Robin is sick of her job, which consists of reporting pointless stories and making bad puns about them.
After being offered a major anchor job, she immediately accepts and makes her farewell broadcast, reciting a terrible speech written by Ted.
She asks Ted to go get some beer at the local store, where he and Marshall debate the merits of living in New Jersey.
Marshall reveals that he actually hates New York, which feels cramped for someone of his large stature, much to Lily's shock.
Ted reads Lucy a bedtime story and, realizing that Stella has to put her first, agrees to move to New Jersey.
She steals Lucy's bicycle and sets off, performing a number of increasingly improbable stunts in order to make it to the studio in time.
[3] Alan Sepinwall of The Star-Ledger was rather critical of the episode stating: "What bothered me about "I Heart NJ" was that it took Ted's simplistic view of Jersey and seemed to apply such broad, black and white thinking to everything.