Jonathan Haralson

Jonathan Haralson (October 18, 1830 – July 11, 1912) was an Associate Justice on the Supreme Court of Alabama and president of the Southern Baptist Convention.

Alabama Governor George Smith Houston appointed him Judge of the City Court of Selma in 1876.

You’d have us think, while every man is bound to be a fighter, The Ladies, bless the pretty dears, should save their pee for nitre.

We thought the girls had work enough to making shirts and kissing, But you have put the pretty dears to Patriotic Pissing.

For ‘tis an awful idea, John, gunpowdery and cranky That when a lady lifts her skirts, she’s killing off a Yankee.