"John and Elvis Are Dead" is a song by English singer-songwriter George Michael from his fifth studio album, Patience (2004).

[citation needed] The song marks Michael's final single from a studio album.

Directed by Anthea Benton, the music video did not receive heavy airplay, although it remains popular among Michael's fans.

It features, among many famous faces both alive and dead at the time of the release of the song, footage of those named in the title: John Lennon and Elvis Presley.

Footage of Freddie Mercury from Queen's music video "Bohemian Rhapsody" is also used, although he is not mentioned.