Just Annoying!

Just Annoying is a short story collection by children's author and comedian Andy Griffiths.

With a lot of time on his hands, Andy seals up the door with a silicone gun from his father.

The ceiling caves in and he finds himself lying legs spread on the dinner table, nude.

They suspect that his bad mood is due to stress, so they attempt to "de-stress" him but this annoys him further, and they end up yelling the phrase again.

While watching a James Bond movie (presumably a repeat of The Spy Who Loved Me) at the cinema stuck behind a lady with tall hair, Andy loses his last Jaffa and annoys a lot of people while finding it.

In order to make sure Andy stops this behavior, Dad trades a huge dog called Spot with Sooty (the family pet) and leaves it to guard the clothesline.

Suddenly going much too fast to hold on, Andy ends up letting go of the line, straight towards the kitchen window.

[1] While reviewing the audiobook narrated by Stig Wemyss, AudioFile called Griffiths "modern Australian Dennis the Menace".

They noted that the book's title "can refer to Andy's outrageous antics or to the audio presentation itself", which they state "will appeal more to children than to their listening parents".