"La Femme Accident" is a song by the English electronic band Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark (OMD), released as the third and final single from their sixth studio album Crush (1985).

Anna Martin of Number One described "La Femme Accident" as "splendid" and "possibly the best single to have been lifted from the pristine Crush.

[5][6] "La Femme Accident" was included in the setlist of the band's live performances in 1985 promoting the Crush studio album.

"La Femme Accident" has been included in the setlist of each of the concerts OMD have performed live with the Royal Liverpool Philharmonic Orchestra (RLPO), in both 2009 and 2018.

[7] "La Femme Accident" was also included in the setlist when OMD performed with the RLPO for a second time over consecutive nights on 6 and 7 October 2018, as part of a series of special events by the band to commemorate their 40th anniversary.

Recordings were made across both nights and feature on the CD, vinyl and digital release Live with the Royal Liverpool Philharmonic Orchestra.