"Love Grammar" is a song by English singer and musician John Parr, released in 1985 as the third single from his self-titled debut album (1984).

[5] The video was sponsored by the sports leisurewear company Chams de Baron, who used the medium as a form of promotion for their range.

The video's airings on cable and affiliate stations featured regular and prominent use of the Chams logo and a 30-second commercial was also created.

[8] Upon its release as a single in May 1985, Cash Box described "Love Grammar" as "a soft and tenderly rocking track which is highlighted by Parr's melodic sensibilities and powerful vocal ability".

[9] In a review of the November 1985 reissue, the magazine considered the "aggressive rocker" to be "another fine vehicle for Parr's outstanding rough edged vocal range".