"Madame Helga" is a song by Welsh rock band Stereophonics from their fourth studio album, You Gotta Go There to Come Back (2003).

It was inspired by the band's stay at Helga's Folly while they were on tour in Sri Lanka in 2002.

"Madame Helga" is track three on You Gotta Go There to Come Back.

The music video was directed by Robert Hales.

Despite being one of the band's highest-charting singles, it is not included on the standard edition of the band's 2008 greatest hits album, Decade in the Sun: Best of Stereophonics.