Michael "Atters" Attree (born 22 April 1965 in Colchester Military Hospital)[1] is a British humourist and performer.

Attree was born to British colonial parents who met in East Africa during the early 1950s.

[21] His theatre show Atters Attree’s Chap-orgasmic Terrors is a sci-fi/horror/conspiracy theory comedy spin off of his former Flux magazine series[22] and was performed as part of the Brighton Festival Fringe.

[23][24][25] Le Figaro magazine states: "Anarcho-dandy, Michael Attree is a revolutionary cell in a three-piece suit who cherishes the dream of overthrowing the Western consumer society.

"[3] Attree was chairman and host compère of the World Beard and Moustache Championships 2007, held at the Brighton Centre[26] and hosted the British Beard & Moustache Championships 2012 held at the Brighton Dome.