For each different group of women, Linda and Gretchen adapt their strategies, such as making up stories about Bob's lack of sexual prowess in order to break the ice, and better sell the sex toys.
Pud, the Beta president, explains that they are unpopular and are constantly being pranked by the snooty rival frat, the Alphas.
Later, Bob and the kids go to the frat house only to find Dr. Yap passed out, with his head shaved and his body covered in offensive words and drawings written in marker.
As they put the plan into action, the kids manage to break into the Room of Secrets, and find Beta hidden in the wall, along with the Polaroids and outfits allegedly used by the Alphas.
He takes the Betas to the restaurant for burgers, where Linda and Gretchen are hosting a sex toy party for "cougars."
It turns out that Slowhands is Dr. Yap, the Belcher family dentist (voiced by Ken Jeong; it’s more than a little fitting that he’s playing a character who has overstayed his welcome in the frat house).
It does work, largely because Dr. Yap has already been established as being off the rails, so it’s not surprising that he’s staged the fake kidnapping of the iguana in order steal back attention that has been given to Bob.
This made it the fourth most watched show on Animation Domination that night, losing to American Dad!, Family Guy and The Simpsons with 4.20 million.