My Seal and Them (French: Mon phoque et elles) is a 1951 French comedy film directed by Pierre Billon and starring Marie Daëms, François Périer and Jeanne Fusier-Gir.

It was shot at the Photosonor Studios in Courbevoie on the outskirts of Paris.

The film's sets were designed by the art director René Moulaert.

A fast-living diplomat's uncomplicated life is thrown into disorder when he wins a seal in a raffle.

His girlfriend Gabrielle leaves him, but fortunately he meets Diana an Englishwoman who appreciates seals.