Jamie comes to visit Nan in her council flat, only to find she's been sitting in the dark with the heating off to save money.
Nan's nephew, "Northern Bob", his wife Julie, two children and dog, Tiny Tim, are hoping to stay for the night and have Christmas dinner with Joanie.
They give her an alternative Christmas present by making a donation in her name to the Mobile Library of Sudan.
He then shows “Northern Bob” and his family on the streets, waiting for a bus which won’t come.
They eat crisps for Christmas Lunch, which chokes Tiny Tim to death.
She tells Jamie to get to the corner shop to buy her stuff for a Christmas banquet.
She invites Bob and the family (and lets them stay for the night), and her Lottery friends.
When everyone is in bed, she picks up a packet of crisps and calls for Tim and offers one to him, implying she hasn't changed at all.