Never Put It in Writing is a 1964 British comedy film directed and written by Andrew L. Stone and starring Pat Boone, Milo O'Shea, Fidelma Murphy and Reginald Beckwith.

[4] On the first day of shooting at Shannon Airport, a plane crashed in a camera and the director's van, injuring seven people, one of them seriously.

Here we have all the old Irish jokes about bureaucratic government employees, hard drinkers and quaint old men, with scarcely a good line to go round.

The girl with whom he plays post office is Fidelma Murphy of the Abbey, a pretty colleen who tends to overemote.

The outstanding participant is Milo O'Shea, who's a delight as a devious, opportunistic "friend" of Boone's.

"[12] Diabolique magazine said "This is a sluggish, underwritten effort.. the sort of movie that needed songs and color to compensate for the script.