"No Aphrodisiac" is a song by Australian band the Whitlams, released in December 1997 as the second single from their third album, Eternal Nightcap.

[2] Former Australian Prime Minister Gough Whitlam, for whom the band was named, announced news of their win on air.

[4] He later recalled, "We were growing apart, not writing to each other so much... Pinky Beecroft and Chit Chat had just played me a demo of theirs, which consisted of very funny personal classifieds, and we used 6 lines of that to finish the song.

[7] According to Bernard Zuel of The Sydney Morning Herald, it was "A ballad about infidelity, or even masturbation – 'there's no aphrodisiac like loneliness' – it became a national love-song request.

The single was released independently by Freedman's own label, had no film clip, no commercial radio airplay and no marketing budget.