No Children

"No Children" is a 2002 song by American band the Mountain Goats from their album Tallahassee, about a married couple who hate each other.

[4] Pitchfork Media noted its "bright piano line" and its "delightfully/horrifically bitter singalong chorus";[5] similarly, The Quietus cited it as an example of Darnielle's ability to "somehow remain uplifting despite oppressively heavy lyrics".

[8] Orlando Weekly described it as an "unforgettably brutal anthem",[9] while Deadspin praised it as a "gripping standout" (among the songs on Tallahassee).

[11] It also features in the 2019 series finale of You're the Worst, playing over a montage of the characters' lives after the show's end.

[12] In the fall of 2021, the song became a viral hit on the online video platform TikTok, which Darnielle has acknowledged during live performances.