No One Will Play With Me (German: Mit mir will keiner spielen) is a 1976 short film by Werner Herzog.

[1] Martin is a young boy who sits in a corner while the children play at school.

With some effort, Martin convinces a classmate, Nicole, to come to his house and play with his talking raven.

Martin explains that his mother is sick with cancer and cannot cook for him, and consequently he eats only popcorn.

Nicole then collects money from the other children to buy Martin a pair of guinea pigs.