"Please Leave" is a song by Australian alternative rock band Jebediah.

It was released on 13 March 2000 as the third and final single from the band's second studio album, Of Someday Shambles.

Brett, the group's drummer, in a run through Of Someday Shambles' track list, described it as "The lost song.

Kevin had written out the lyrics and gaffa taped them to Vanessa's back.

After that we totally forgot about it and Chris found the lyric sheet in a guitar case somewhere.