Porno, Mint & Grime is the third compilation album by American alternative rock band Self, released for free in 2005 and available in physical form in 2017.

It features B-sides and demos recorded for the album Ornament and Crime (2017), an album that was delayed by 13 years.

The tracks were originally streamed on the band's website before being offered for download along with complete cover art and liner notes for fans who choose to burn their own CD.

The song "This is Love" appears on the soundtrack for Another Gay Movie.

All tracks are written by Self unless otherwise noted This article about a 2000s pop rock album is a stub.