Coincidentally, the commissioner of Ultimate Robot Fighting, Abner Doubledeal, is at the movie, and hires Bender on the spot.
Seemingly by a stroke of luck, Bender defeats his opponent, causing The Clearcutter to explode into a pile of parts.
Meanwhile, Leela discovers that Destructor is being controlled remotely (using motion capture and virtual reality) by Fnog, hidden beneath the ring.
The flattened Bender receives a Bed Bath & Beyond discount card, and Fry and Leela roll him up and carry him home.
When Fry, Bender, and Leela are riffing through the newsreel, they are ironically shushed by Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Leela kicks some ass, Bender gets crushed by a giant robot, and Fry starves a brain slug to death.