Record Collectors Are Pretentious Assholes is hardcore punk band Poison Idea's second EP.

[4][5] The artwork, coupled with the title, is a joke at the expense of guitarist Pig Champion, as it is a picture of his extensive record collection.

Trouser Press wrote that "the blind rage of songs like 'Die on Your Knees' and 'Don’t Like It Here' ... is as formidable as pre-domestication Iggy.

"[5] AllMusic wrote that the EP "fine-tune[ed] the band's blistering sound and fatalistic worldview.

"[2] The expanded reissue of the album released in 2022 was packaged with a poster listing 81 of the records pictured on the cover, with a challenge to the listener to collect all of the records themselves:[6]