Richard Paul Ohrnberger (born February 14, 1986) is a sports news satirist and former professional football offensive guard.

Ohrnberger played in both the Governor's Bowl and Empire Challenge high school all-star games.

In 2008, Ohrnberger earned third-team Associated Press All-American honors while paving the way for the NCAA's 15th-best rushing offense.

Perhaps his most infamous prank involved impersonating teammate A. Q. Shipley during an October 2008, conference call interview with reporters.

[11] Ohrnberger was active for three games for the Patriots in 2009, seeing time at right guard with starter Stephen Neal injured and backup Dan Connolly lining up at fullback.

In addition, he performed stand-up comedy at the Hollywood Improv during team activities prior to the 2009 Rose Bowl.

In 2019, Ohrnberger was a radio color commentator for San Diego Fleet games, working alongside play-by-play Jon Schaeffer.